Saturday, June 5, 2021

Indian English Adjectives We Know Too Well

 

13 Indian English Adjectives We Know Too Well 

But The Rest Of The World Doesn't


1. Convent-Educated



A convent is a place where nuns used to live and spread Christianity from. Convent-Educated basically means an English-Medium Christian School. Don't be surprised if marriage seekers have this on their matrimonial profiles. It's a hidden message to say that they consider themselves highly educated.


2. Wheatish Complexion



Not sure what exactly they mean...but men in India prefer women with a Lighter Complexion more than with a darker skin tone. Yeah, we're closet racists. 'Wheatish' is an adjective used by people who want to say, "Hey I'm not perfect, but nor am I horrendous, I'm just milk chocolate and caramel all over!"


3. Foreign-Returned



"Foreign" is an adjective that is sadly used as a prefix noun in this grammar-Nazi-infuriating nation. Examples are foreign born, foreign educated, foreign fashion etc. 


4. Homely


Once again, a recurring adjective on matrimonial profiles used for women who are simple, humble and open to running a household for a dominant male (chauvinist pigs be like yeah!). But what does it really mean? You'll be surprised with what dictionary.com has to say.


5. Single and Innocent


Another adjective for the ladies and this one is a no-brainer. Apparently being a virgin gets you bonus points in finding a husband.


6. Himalayan Blunder


The only blunder the Himalayas could make would be to not exist at all. So comparing big mistakes to the might of the Himalayas is just stupid.


7. Effluent



"Myself effluent guy with lots of property in South Delhi." - Creepy guy who messaged my friend.

I have an inkling he means 'affluent', but if he thinks he's effluent, that's cool too. 


8. Matured


Indians compare human development to the intensification of flavours in wine and cheese over time. How artistic! So next time you come across someone who is "immatured", slap them hard and compare them to a chunk of aged Gouda.


9. Pure Vegetarian


Is that a vegetarian who eats only organic fruits and vegetables?


10. Over Smart


When acting too smart isn't just good enough.


11. Break up


"Tell me about your salary break up."

I'm sorry, I do love my money but I'm certainly not dating it!


12. Badly



"It hurts so badly!"

Tell me about it. I feel the same way about how you speak English.


13. Hi-Fi



No! I was asking if this place has Wi-Fi!!

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

How Do You Write 4 in Between 5

 It's always an Indian Brain... Must Read

Is it Possible to Write 4 in Between 5? 

Is it a Math Quiz? Is it Challenging to Answer? Or Not!


Mathematician: How do you write 4 in between 5?   

Chinese : Is this a Joke?
 
Japanese : Impossible!
 
American : The Question's all Wrong!
 
British : It's not found on the Internet
 
And the Indian..


Write IV in F[IV]E


Sunday, May 9, 2021

Pakistan To Bangladesh New Rail Link

Subject: Pakistan To Bangladesh New Rail Link 


Apparently, They have agreed on the New Proposal for a Rail link between Pakistan and Bagladesh. 




This will make it easier for Families in Pakistan to visit their Relations in Bangladesh.



The Government has released an Artist Impression of the New High-Speed Train






 


Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Craziest Haircuts Ever

 Craziest Haircuts Ever

 
When you think about it, there's a whole lot that you can do with your hair that most of us never come close to trying. These are some of the craziest and most creative haircuts we found online.
 
Gecko Haircut




Spider Haircut




UP Hairstyle




Gecko Haircut




Tomato Haircut




Bear Hair




Pineapple Haircut




Hands Haircut




Dali Haircut




Face Haircut




Robin Williams Haircut




Tennis Ball Haircut




Lady Gaga's Hat Made Of Her Hair




Tim Duncan Haircut




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